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Software advice without the ceremonial nonsense.

Pragmatic help with code, architecture, delivery, and moderately responsible AI. You get direct answers, useful artifacts, and fewer meetings about future meetings.

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Current operating principle

Make it work. Make it legible. Stop adding frameworks.

What to expect

Low tolerance for waste. High tolerance for hard problems.

01 / Candor

If the proposed solution is expensive theater, I will say so—and suggest the smaller thing that might actually work.

02 / Evidence

Recommendations come with tradeoffs, assumptions, and enough written reasoning that your team can challenge them.

03 / Ownership

The engagement ends with decisions, code, or a concrete plan—not a decorative slide deck abandoned in a shared drive.

Useful interventions

Bring the codebase, bottleneck, or suspiciously optimistic plan.

01 / Technical diagnosis

Find the actual problem before funding the fashionable one.

Architecture reviews, codebase triage, delivery bottleneck analysis, and second opinions on consequential technical decisions.

  • InputsCode, context, constraints
  • OutputsFindings, priorities, next actions
  • Default postureSimplify first

02 / Delivery support

Turn a stalled project into shipped software.

Scoping, implementation planning, focused coding, review, and technical leadership without pretending process is the product.

03 / AI, moderately

Use AI where it helps. Refuse it where it doesn’t.

Practical evaluation, integration advice, workflow design, and risk review—without promising sentience, magic, or effortless scale.

Contract me listing

Bookable work, when available

Live listings come from the service catalog. No invented availability, no fake urgency.

Ways to engage

Pay for useful attention, not account management.

Exact quotes depend on scope. These are engagement shapes, not bait-and-switch price stickers.

SHARP QUESTION

Focused consultation

One bounded technical problem, reviewed in advance, followed by a direct working session and written conclusions.

Fixed scope

MESSY SYSTEM

Technical audit

Structured review of a codebase, architecture, delivery system, or AI proposal with prioritized recommendations.

Quoted project

ONGOING TROUBLE

Embedded consulting

Recurring technical leadership, implementation support, and decision review for teams that need sustained momentum.

Monthly agreement

Contract me

Describe the problem. Spare me the pitch deck.

Include what is broken, what you have tried, your constraints, and the decision you need to make. I will respond with fit, questions, and a sensible next step.

Send the grim details